Curses!  This new Country Fried Steak ‘N’ Gravy Biscuit from Hardee’s looks like the culinary equivalent of a unicorn galloping across a rainbow.  Country fried steak + biscuits and gravy = Serious Awesome.  Unfortunately, I happen to live in a part of the country that thinks Carl’s Jr. when they see the Happy Star, not Hardee’s.  The closest Hardee’s to me is approximately 982 miles away and it would take 18 hours and 12 minutes to drive there.  Not that I considered doing such a thing.  That would be silly, right?

Their website describes the sandwich as “A seasoned, country fried steak with a generous portion of sausage gravy served between a Made From Scratch® buttermilk biscuit.”

My heart and stomach ache for it.

I’ll have to live vicariously through other people’s reviews for now.  Hopefully, if it sells well, they’ll bring it over to Carl’s Jr.’s menu.  If that ever happens, I’ll be on the Country Fried Steak ‘N’ Gravy Biscuit like sausage gravy on a country fried steak.  Aw, man.  Even my terrible analogies show I’ve got Hardee’s on the brain.

If you actually live in a state that has a Hardee’s, the sandwich retails for $2.19.  I urge you to try one out and let me know what you think!